Management Story - On Being a Successful Manager

It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.

Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"
Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more"
Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"
Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"
The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion
continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.

Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"
Wolf: "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV"
Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"
The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and amazed.

Scene :
Inside the lion's cave. In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work
with very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.

Moral :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.

Management Lesson In the context of the working world :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.

Ajman Likely to Have Its Own Metro System

There is news of Ajman; Dubai’s neighboring emirate to build its own railway network. Ajman’s metro system may eventually connect to other emirates and to Dubai. The chairman of Ajman Municipality revealed this likelihood a couple of days ago. This is great news and will mean major changes in travel life styles of people from Sharjah and Ajman to UAE. Should Ajman metro become a reality; it will have major positive impact solving traffic problems. Ajman metro will need involvement of Sharjah Emirate. Ajman being right next to Sharjah; Ajman rail has to pass through Sharjah.

If the metro becomes a reality then UAE real estate scene will change dramatically. Currently Ajman also offers freehold properties to foreign residents in a limited way at throw away prices. When compared to Dubai free hold properties Ajman freehold is outright cheap. Foreign investors willing to invest in UAE property should think of Ajman from the pint of view of investment and appreciation. If the metro gets operational then Ajman land and property prices are bound to move up. However don’t expect this to happen soon. It may take a minimum of 6-8 years. Remember Ajman and other emirates cannot compete with Dubai in terms of speed of execution of projects. Dubai metro is starting off in September 2009.

Fortune Tower Fire in Dubai Kills Four

Last week’s fire at the Fortune Tower on Sheikh Zayed Road opposite Dubai Marina took a toll of 4 lives and some 60 injuries. Many of the workers were from the sub continent. Onlookers who saw the inferno felt like seeing another 11/9. One worker literally jumped to death from the high tower. The injured were treated for smoke inhalation and needed oxygen. Fire engulfed the high rise building which was nearing completion. The higher floors of the building was where most workers were on the job. It is still not known what exactly caused the blaze, but an electrical short circuit is the likely cause.

The UAE has a pretty bad track record of enforcing proper security measures at construction sites. While the equipments used are no doubt of high quality; the safety measures that are mandatory for construction of high rise buildings are never completely adhered to. Proper training is rarely given to the workers. Casualties at construction work sites is quite common and such deaths are not correctly reported and major disasters are made to look like small slip ups. Wages are low and working conditions are bad. Human rights go at a discount and workers welfare is seldom addressed. Until recently construction workers were made to toil in the scorching summer afternoons without a break when temperatures frequently reach 45-50 degrees. Exploitation of workers is rampant at a wage that can shock the western world. Living conditions for the laborers are far from satisfactory.

Workers rights in this part of the world are limited. For example it is common practice for employers in the UAE to retain employees' passports for the duration of the employment contract to prevent expatriate employees from changing jobs. This is an illegal practice, but it is almost never investigated, let alone punished by the government.

Coming to the present disaster; I would like to know what compensation the concerned authorities doled out to the 4 victims who lost their lives in the inferno. And what compensation will be given the 60 odd workers who suffered smoke inhalation and hospitalization? Monetary figures are rarely disclosed and there are no proper guidelines when it comes to addressing such grievances. Compensation is usually a pittance. The country has a long way to go in such measures and one can only expect things to improve.

Burj Al Arabi - The Tallest Human Shaped Tower

In what could be yet another landmark project, AAA group of Dubai recently announced Burj Al Arabi a building which will be the tallest in the world to be shaped like a human. The picture will resemble an Arab national wearing the traditional Arabic attire of white dress and a Kandura (the head gear in Arabic). If the project is approved and built it will be the tallest at 140 meters height. Dubai’s rapidly emerging sky line will have another record to show. However the Burj Al Arabi has hit controversy with AAA group not having secured permission from Limitless, owners of the Jumeirah Village Master Plan; where the building is to come up.

In my opinion this is yet another extravagant project (estimated at $140 million) that Dubai can do without. The Government might do well to spend their energies on more meaningful projects of immediate requirement. Consider the public transport system which is currently in a big mess. There is a dearth of city buses and taxis at peak times. Or the metro project which should have been operational by now. A subsidized health care system to its residents or more parking spaces in the vehicle crammed Dubai are more urgent requirements. I am not sure if the Dubai’s priorities such as this are right for the country and its denizens.

Anyways; watch this space for updates on the project and final approval by Limitless which might after all become a reality considering Dubai’s love for such architecture.

The Top Ten Foods

I came across this interesting list of the top 10 foods. As a person interested in health and alternative medicine it caught my attention. We gotta be eating more and more of these everyday. Children especially should concentrate on these since it makes a world of difference affecting their development in their formative years.

1. Fish: Oily fish like Sardines, salmon, mackerel and trout are good sources of protein and iodine, typically containing 15g to 20g of protein. Oily fish contains omega-3 fatty acids and vitamins A and D. Aim to eat at least two portions a week.

2. Nuts and seeds: Linseed (flaxseed), sunflower, pumpkin, almond, walnuts and sesame are good sources of dietary fibre, essential fatty acids and plant protein. They contain many vitamins, minerals and some phytochemicals. Nuts may provide protection against heart disease. Nuts make you feel full and can potentially prevent weight gain.

3. Soya products: Soy milk, tofu, tempeh and miso have a beneficial effect for bone health and prevent cancer. They are an excellent source of high quality protein, are low in saturated fats and are cholesterol free. Daily consumption of soya protein can lower cholesterol levels.

4. Pulses: Lentils, chick peas and white beans are rich in protein, carbohydrate, fibre and are low in fat. They contain calcium and iron. Fresh pulses contain vitamin C. Lentils protect against bowel cancer and are essential for both a healthy nervous system and digestive system.

5. Wholegrains: Oats, wholegrain pasta, breads and brown rice are high in complex carbohydrates and fibre. They help you feel full and delay hunger. Whole grain foods help decrease cholesterol levels, blood pressure and blood coagulation.

6. Broccoli: Green leafy vegetables are high in antioxidant nutrients. One cup of cooked broccoli has as much vitamin C as an orange. It also contains vitamins B1, B2, B3, B6, iron, magnesium, potassium and zinc. Enzymes help to prevent cancer, diabetes, heart disease, osteoporosis, and high blood pressure.

7. Organic Eggs: contain phospholipids that stabilise cell membranes. Eggs are a protein-rich food and provide vitamin A, vitamin D, niacin and vitamin B12. A medium egg rovides an average of 86 kcals and 6.4g of fat, of which 1.8g is saturated fat.

8. Cheese: Cottage cheese is an excellent source of tryptophan that produces the neurotransmitter serotonin. Cheese is rich in proteins and minerals such as calcium, phosphorus, potassium, sodiumand vitamins A and B complex.

9. Fruits: Blueberries and other brightly colored fruits are rich in antioxidant nutrients to protect the brain from free radicals that cause cancer. Strong sources of vitamin C, fibre, folic acid and phytonutrients. Berries are sodium-free, cholesterol-free and low in calories and fat.

10. Ostrich meat: high in protein, iron and zinc. It is low in calories and cholesterol and is suitable for all low carbohydrate diets. It is lower in fat than chicken and turkey, and much lower in fat and cholesterol than beef.

Source of this article: Gulf News

I Couldn't Recognize You

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this!!!)

God replied,


"I couldn't recognize you".